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Lyrics by Ray Johnson
Beat by Mixscape
***LYRICS***Girl, I know you left me,
but there was something I forgot to show you.
Baby girl, you left me. Oh no! We broke up.
It’s been a while since we last spoke, but
I need another chance. Can you give me that?
‘Cause there’s something in my pants that’ll win you back.
I wanna be your man again,
But you left me like I’m Jennifer Aniston.
And I know you said you’d never call,
But girl, you ain’t seen my balls.
You-you-you-you ain’t seen my balls.
(repeat)
My balls are so awesome. Don’t get me started.
They’re so damn big. How big are they?
They’re so big. It’s really obnoxious.
It’s like two ewoks chillin’ in my boxers.
They’re so big. I can’t hold ’em back.
Even Cartman’s like, man those are fat.
They’re so big. They’re run over your feet.
That’s why when they back up you hear a beep beep.
And how can I be subtle,
when my balls chase Indiana Jones through a tunnel?
And everyone at Disney World keeps telling me
That Epcot Center looks at ’em with jealousy.
In fact, when you see ’em on the street they’ll
Fight Godzilla to the death in the sequel.
I’m guessing soon you’ll be hoping I’m back,
‘Cause my balls are so big they’ve got an opening act.
You-you-you-you ain’t seen my balls.
(repeat)
My balls are so epic, and I ain’t boastin’,
but they have an effect on the tides in the ocean.
And when the sun’s right, it might cause
A total solar eclipse of my balls.
‘Cause these things are where it’s happenin’,
and when I whip ’em out you’ll take me back again.
Should I compare ’em to a brontosaurus?
No, excuse me I’m on the chorus.
I got what you need.
And you’d said you’d never call,
But girl you ain’t seen these balls.
I wanna be your man again,
But you left me like I’m Jennifer Aniston.
And I know you said you’d never call,
But girl, you ain’t seen my balls.
You-you-you-you ain’t seen my balls.
(repeat)
I told you you’d be back.
You must’ve forgot.
You must’ve had Ballzheimer’s.
ChoskarChulian says
Hey, HEY YOU!
I uploaded Club Villain, My Balls, Beer Song & Zombie Love as a Piano Version (played by me) on my channel.
Watch it and make me a happy kid. :D
YOUNGSM0K3Y says
She prlly didn’t see em coz u don’t shave yer junk
DMTguitarist13 says
@bangx3schnitzel AND YOU ARE THE WINNER!1! lol, nice one. :D
SuperZero770 says
Co za asy…
nowwhy619 says
big balls tiny penis?
nowwhy619 says
@nowwhy619 yea totaly not like you your dick is so big and so are your balls
TheMikeyProduct says
wtf is co za asy
Tumnutz says
i like the part where he says i havent seen his balls
neoman289151 says
Co Za GET ORIGINAL YOU FUCKERS
Franciscus491 says
@TheMikeyProduct Polish for “real aces”
Godifri says
12 million views!!!
bangx3schnitzel says
@DMTguitarist13
??? winner of what?
GoodEnoughToWatch says
chode
StarlyDog says
coza asy ..
MrKoolRideR says
ROFL xDDDDDDDDDDDDD
ChadAndQuestionmark1 says
like if you you were with rwj and =3 b4 martian?
KillerKomedy3 says
Am i the only one who thinks its creepy that ray looks like waldo in these cartoons?
wdwdani says
This is the better song of yours! I AM ADDICTED
TroppOfTheTropp says
ok tell me this guy does not look like Waldo from wheres waldo! Honestly!!!
KillrTrilla says
this gets me soooo horny
1994gondor says
@KillerKomedy3 I know it is wierd the resemblance
KillrTrilla says
this makes me JIZZ all the time
Deathuntneki4 says
this wins.
SuperMrtallguy says
@KillrTrilla wtf
Rhodezify says
Eff tee double you