I’m just wondering.
Two years ago, when I was eleven, I remember screaming out SEX at the top of my voice in the cinema when I thought things were getting really quiet.
And a few days ago, when I watched New Moon (horrible movie) the Aro dude took Edward’s hand instead of Bella and I said "OMG THEY’RE GAY!"
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The Feline Felon is Feeling Lazy says
1. I made the loudest burp I ever made when I was five years old in a packed cinema.
2. I kicked a girl in the back of the head while I had my feet up and there was a scene.
3. I was watching ‘New Moon’ and I couldn’t stand the indian guy with no shirt so I said "Get a shirt, you hippy" louder than I intended and for the rest of the movie Twi-hards kicked me hard in the back of the seat.
4. I fell asleep during Twilight and when I woke up everyone was really mad – I was snoring.
5. I got up and said my friend had died in his seat – the movie was stopped; the paramedics and his parents were called and I got fined $150 for causing the public to panic.
6. I fumbled my popcorn and it fell all over a four year-old next to me.
7. I ‘dropped’ cheese all over this biotches head.
8. In a mess I threw a rock at the screen and it ripped – I had to pay a few hundred for that.
9. Found out my best friend was making out with the wrong girl – called the girl a slut and turns out she was a red belt in Karate.
10. Insulted a fat person in front of me; fat person started crying and I was kicked out.
11. My best friend harrassed an usher; I told him to back off – he grabbed a five year-old and threw the kid at her (no joke). One of the funniest moments of my life.
Fox110 says
Fart lol
Pish and Fiddle says
Um… this is a family board; I think I’ll refrain from saying…
raven says
Fall asleep
Fedora says
HEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yours is hilarious! Btw, New Moon did suck but Jacob was HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!! In the theater, for New Moon, when I saw Jacob in the rain shirtless, I said, not loud enough for others but my mum too hear, "OMG MAKE LOVE TO ME BABY!" It was kinda funny. Other than that, I haven’t done much weird.
Brandon says
I was with this retarded girl. She was somewhat hot, but retarded. I mean REALLY slow. She had the mentality of a 5 year old, literally. So this is back in 2005, and we’re sitting in the theatre not really near anyone and she wants me to finger her. Well, bottom line is, I started to…and she showed NO EMOTION whatsoever. It’s like she didn’t even know about anything sexual, much less how to enjoy it. Thats as far as I went. Luckily, it didn’t last long and I stopped after about 2 minutes before we could get caught. I also never went out with her again.
jwbovftn9d says
When I was a teenager. Making out with my gf.
Thats as weird as it gets though.
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