Twitter.com – Follow Us! Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale hits theaters on December 3rd, 2010. Cast: Tommi Korpela, Per Christian Ellefsen, Jorma Tommila, Jonathan Hutchings, Peeter Jakobi, Onni Tommila, Rauno Juvonen, Ilmari Jarvenpaa In a contemporary re-imagining of the classic tale, Jack Black stars as Gulliver, a big-talking mailroom clerk who, after he’s mistakenly assigned a travel piece on the Bermuda Triangle, suddenly finds himself a giant among men when he washes ashore on the hidden island of Lilliput, home to a population of very tiny people. At first enslaved by the diminutive and industrious Liliputians, and later declared their hero, Gulliver comes to learn that it’s how big you are on the inside that counts. Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale trailer courtesy Oscilloscope Laboratories.
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Owndchilata says
what in the fuck ? crazy europeans always make shit disturbing. its like a night before hostel.. the santa claus massacre.
Ludofin says
More of this is needed from Finnish movie industry!
Perhaps a story of Kalevala put samekind of disturbing and modern way :* Cant wait to see this!
Exhaustfume says
A Finnish Santa eats the Brittish and Yankee variants for breakfast.
eighteror says
asiallista !
Palantyre says
@Gazzaldooo
“An ancient Santa Claus fucks shit up.”
Palantyre says
@Robbi86 I’m guessing it’s just something composed specifically for the trailer/movie.
Anyone can feel free to correct me if they know better.
Gazzaldooo says
@Palantyre good one, i’d rather bath my nan than watch this shit.
finnishvideomaker says
This is an eXellent movie! You better watch it, cause if you dont, santa will know it, and well.. you know what happens..
Palantyre says
@Gazzaldooo Oh, i didn’t mean this movie is going to be shit or anything. I’m SO going to see this, it looks like it’s gonna be hilarious.
Gazzaldooo says
@Palantyre hahah i was going to say, is it meant to be a comedy?
termixmant says
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SnufArt says
Actually I think the idea of the movie is based on traditional view on Finnish Santa, who has been seen as a punisher of children who were naughty… He was not originally nice but more seen as a judge who would bring everyone according to what they earned; something bad or something good. Long before the american Coca-cola Santa…
CarissaXo99 says
@MegaIata oh honey, there’s nothing sweet about santa. Coca-cola and christians have lied to you…
CarissaXo99 says
@freylin17 the funniest thing is that if a person who lived few hundrets of years ago woke up today he’d say: The Santa is NICE!? what’s wrong with this world these days…!
digiridont says
This looks rad. No need for the cheap “He doesn’t give a..” line. I think it spoils the atmosphere.
SwineNahNah says
I might be wrong, but isn’t this just one of the SataN’s.. oh, sorry, SaNta’s “elves”? Santa’s prototype should have horns, and in another trailer they unearthed big ice block with horns sticking out of it.
MegaIata says
@CarissaXo99 i have lived a lie
CarissaXo99 says
@MegaIata You poor thing. Come over here and I’ll give you a big hug. I know, it’s not easy to deal with news like this.
LOWRIDE84 says
@SnufArt allright i don’t know about that …
LOWRIDE84 says
@MrKillercheese girl?!?! he’s a boy
Jdeadevil says
@SwineNahNah Yeah I know, I was thinking that, I think I saw a clip of him turning a page and drawing him with horns
Jdeadevil says
@digiridont Lmao yeah it was a bit cheap
Jdeadevil says
I want to see a clip were he actually does something evil, just so I know it’s going to secretly end up being a typical “He’s real, yay, let’s save him – The end” film, like EVERY OTHER FILM TO DO WITH SANTA
Jdeadevil says
@Jdeadevil I mean just so I know it ISN’T that kinda film
MegaIata says
@CarissaXo99 it never is