GI Joe Movie Review. When all else fails, they dont or do they? Host Grace Randolph asks audiences if its worth enlisting for this summer blockbuster. Enjoy GI Joe!
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Shadowlit001 says
This movie was shit. I’d rather watch an angry black man sodomize a penguin with a prosthetic leg.
Andybato says
If the Comic-Book Guy from the t.v. show “The Simpsons” was real and existed; these are his words for this movie: “Worst. Movie. Ever.”
Poesghost says
Old review but this is what I want to say after watching this on DVD.
Go Joe but do not go see this movie!
ngnikolaos says
Aside from Cobra Commander, everything worked just fine. I really liked that movie. The Zartan ending was very nicely done.
bobbob24able says
@legocreator8633 the action distracted you from the god awful…well everything else
8Honk8Honk8 says
late cmt but i thought the movie was great. it was what GI Joe-ish and great if you liked GI Joe as a kid.
algark says
this is bullshit! this movie sucks balls!
RorschachPool says
It was better then TF2, but was still just a rental (a fun rental, but a rental none-the-less).
XXTHE12THMANXX says
this was one of the worst movies ever
XXTHE12THMANXX says
“…this pricey, juiceless pulp could never have been killed by critics, simply because it was already dead.” New york times Manohla Dargis
AOOTWG says
ok, none of those people have good opinions in movies. gi joes the movie sucked!!!! and that guy who said it was better than transformers 2 is retarded but then again that movie wasnt good either.
cosmokramerrules says
I saw this movie as soon as it came out being a huge g.i.joe fan.
The movie had it’s strong points and weak points.
Strong points is the followed some of the characters really good and had amazing special effects.
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Bad points even tho they follow some the old storyline from the cartoons and cartoons.
But they changed way too much for me and didn’t stick with the 80’s cartoons
markust94 says
a definate 9.0 for me
Hopeful71 says
5
One sentence;
“Meh”
(I know, contest over)
fran21ish says
this movie was complete SHIT…i want my money back!!
pwnsaurus says
hahahahhahaa look at the boy going all “I’m too old for toys” to impress the lady!
JeremyRGable says
ehhh good action
dialogue sucked
cocodollydear9 says
i left the theatre with my friend when we went to see it the night it came out. it was soo boring
clarkdef says
This movie is the reason I pirate!
stupidllama12345 says
I would’ve liked it alot but, they messed up big on an important scene to me.
Storm-Shadow used to be my favorite character. I watch the movie just to find out that something goes horrorbly wrong. In the comics, Storm-Shadow hates Snake-Eyes because Storm-Shadow thinks Snake-Eyes killed his father when really, Cobra-Commander killed him. In the movie, Storm-Shadow kills his master from some sort of jealousy (I think) and Snake-Eyes hates Storm-Shadow for that. I give the movie a 4.5 out of ten.
JonKeLiG says
what. it wasnt that bad. i liked it.
cleaningsfun says
My review “Hmmm”
Percy4186 says
i LOVED this movie……altho i guess i am a suker for kick ass action, fight scenes and explosions but all that aside….it was funny, great story awesome special effects and all in all very entertaining which is wat A MOVIE IS SUPPOSED TO BE
Percy4186 says
14
that ingy mogul fan kid was trying WAY too hard to impress her
Oculas9 says
I Hated the movie, they changed way to much. They should have researched the comic books. The reason Snake Eyes never speeks is because part of his face was shot off, not because he saw his Master die. And the Fight scene with Snake Eyes & Storm Shadow looked like the came up with it on the set, I’ve seen fight scenes on Walker Texas Ranger that were just as action packed. Cobra Commander was friends with Duke???? I give this Movie a -05, I want my money back!!!