A look at Fortress 2. For (im)mature audiences only. Please note all reviews are very tongue in cheek and not serious, which alot of people seem to overlook.
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euyfdvfhj says
“On the Shitcase Cinema….Oh it’s the Shitcase Cinema..” -BEST THEMESONG EVER!
m4rtyr3r says
Dear Shitcasecinema I have a question for you thats completely irrelevant to this review you did.
A few years ago I bought this Stephen King DVD collection.
The movies were the following : Maximum Overdrive, Silver Bullet and Cat’s Eye.
Since I’d seen that you already did the first two, I wonder if you have the same DVD pack.
And my question is (OBVIOUS) are you going to review CE?
Wich is the most boring piece of shit ever, well except for Zardoz, wich you made me see.(Damn you and my Penis!)
pretorious700 says
Lambert-king of the straight to DVD shit!!
resistanceunion says
I remmember Lambert from Highlander and Mortal Kombat .. I think his role got killed with that shity Highlander 2 .. An saying shity to Highlander 2 is a complement
das81 says
You should have said “the bald guy from White Collar”, but anyway this was good.
I remember watching this movie in the late years of the VHS era.
Bad movie, but funny.
lee0nline1 says
where Prof. Bruce? Not the same without him. He could have answered why that cockroach could survive in space!
CriticsBusiness says
Lambert looks like Thomas Jane meets Steven Seagal to me.
ShaqZX says
3:29 – 3:53
This is actually the most realistic statement I’ve seen made toward a bunch of cons in a movies, especially She-Man over there!
Who the fuck is this masculine going into prison nowadays?
Atripple says
LOL @ 7:52
Fortress 2 is the only Fortress movie that I’ve seen. I was pretty entertained (without intoxication). I agree that the she man was a great character.
Anrkist713 says
John Little rage alert at 5:30. Or should I say Little John. It’s interesting to go through the IMDB profiles of these people and see how many of them have all starred together in equally bad movies.
orichalcossaiyan says
Why is it that all the films I’ve seen Lambert in they’re mostly average if not worse at best?
sfighter991 says
Christopher Lambert in a Space Prison, I think I seen this in “Highlander 2”. Good Review either way John.
worldofwarcraft600 says
shitcase is awesome cause they review shitty films
Alan27Jorn says
She-Man! I have the Power!!!
shitcasecinema says
@m4rtyr3r Yeah I have that very boxset. Cat’s Eye may come along some day. Most boring piece of shit…too many. Dead Man’s Hand.
Deavi783 says
@orichalcossaiyan And now Lambert is gonna turn up in Ghost Rider 2. lol
mymovienerd says
Your accent is 80% of the reason these videos work so well. lol
Cuntfinger says
I want to fuck Pam Grier
wieprz says
poor chistopher…when I was younger I thought that he is one of the a-list actors,
diabeticmonkey says
I love how he didn’t freeze when he flew into space.
MartialHorror says
lol, she-man does sound promising.
iwonwalker1285 says
another fantastic review. this film looks pretty decent from what you have shown so thanks for the greqat insight. If it weren’t for you John I would have seen a very small amount of movies! Thanks for another review
pretorious700 says
@Cuntfinger who doesn’t?
orichalcossaiyan says
@Deavi783 I wasn’t even aware they were still making a Ghost Rider 2.
watercoloreddreams says
Dear Shitcasecinema thank you for informing me that there is a Fortress 2! I remember liking Fortress 1 because it was so stupid but mostly because Christopher Lambert was in it. (I liked his cromagnon brow…plus he was a Highlander and Raiden! THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE…Christopher Lambert) I am so going to try to get a hold of this movie now. Love you! *hugs*